supply locked, cat included

Locked Cat

Somebody locked the supply. The cat was already inside. Nobody can find the key, and honestly he seems fine with it.

pump.funpump.fundexscreenerdexscreenertwittertwitter
CA
soon
LOCKED
NO KEY · 100%
A grumpy orange cat locked inside a cardboard box with a brass padlock
// Containment Reportfiled at the front desk
Lock statusEngaged
The keyMisplaced
Cat moodFine, actually
Escape attemptsZero
Box conditionLived in
Release dateNever
The locked box, left alone in the lobby next to the elevators
last seen: lobby, ground floor, not going anywhere
Locked cat in the box, in the lobby by the elevators
exhibit A
how it happened

He climbed in himself.

The box came first. He found it, decided it was his, and settled in like he paid rent. The lock came later.

Now the supply is locked, the cat is locked, and somewhere along the way the two became the exact same thing. He is not asking to leave.

He watches you through the gap, unbothered and deeply unimpressed. The key is gone. He prefers it that way.